before you ask: yes, these are THE cookies
from the FYP to your mouth. no literally. i make these.
more unhinged baking moments at @OmarIsAVibe (follow or i'll cry)
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(stock = whenever i feel like baking, so grab them fast)
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handle with care or don't idc
these cookies will survive the apocalypse but not your hangry roommate. hide them well besties.
actual product: the famous brown butter cookies you've been screenshotting
available when i'm not having a breakdown xoxo
Nutritional(ly) Facts
Serving Size: 1 Cookie (LOL, yeah right)
Servings Per Container: Approx. 6 (If you're weak)
the tea you didn't ask for
what's actually in these? (receipts)
high quality only, bestie: Flour, Butter, Sugar, Free-range Eggs, Premium Chocolate, Vanilla, Salt.
also contains: my tears, the sound of my mom asking when i'll get a real job, and the three hours of sleep i got before baking these.
how long will these last?
shelf life: lol you're not gonna need to worry about that
- best before: you'll inhale these before checking expiry dates, trust
- storage tips: hide them from your siblings/roommates/parents/self at 2am. airtight container if you have self-control (suspicious). freezable if you're a psychopath who "saves treats for later".
allergen tea
contains: gluten, dairy, eggs, and my chaotic energy. may contain nuts (both the ingredient and my mental state while baking). made in a kitchen where someone regularly has meltdowns. if you have allergies, maybe just enjoy my tiktoks instead?